What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
What do you call a chicken when it's hungry?
Peckish!
What do you call a cow without any milk?
Milky cow
How do you tell a gold fish's age?
Take away the g!
What does a cow do at the weekend?
Go to the mooooovies!
What do you call orange juice when you sit on it?
Orange squash
Why doesn't the cow have any friends?
Because he's always moooooody!
What do you call a cow when it's asleep?
A bull dozer
And a riddle from Georgia:
If you hit me, I will smash and I will always look back!
What is a horses favoutite programme ?
ReplyDeleteNeighhhhbours!!!
Georgias riddle: is it an egg?! ♥♡
ReplyDeleteno my riddle is not an egg
ReplyDeleteIs it a mirror.
Deletethose are so funny
ReplyDeleteLOVED THE JOKES
ReplyDeleteGREAT WORK !!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to here more.
Where do giraffes go to learn?
ReplyDeleteHigh school
Hahahahahahaha funny joke I love it
DeleteWhat exams are horses good at taking?
ReplyDeleteHay levels.
Hahahahahahahaha I love it
DeleteI'm a room that's alive what am I?
ReplyDeleteA living room.
Woooooly jumper.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a orange when you squash it?
ReplyDeleteOrange squash.
For Georgia's riddle
ReplyDeleteIs it a mirror